i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
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is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
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Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
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