i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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