Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
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