I just made out with a guy for $7.
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
