the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
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You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
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I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
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