I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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