I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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