just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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