It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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