are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Randomize