My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
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This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
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Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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