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all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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