Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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