Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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