i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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