He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
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just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
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I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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