we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
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I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
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If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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