yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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