in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
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You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
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Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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