Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
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He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
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I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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