I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
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