I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Randomize
