3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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