I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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