Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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