FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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