love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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