I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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