She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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