Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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