North Korea, Best Korea!
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
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If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
We have so much sex to catch up on
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Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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