so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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