Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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