But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
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We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
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as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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