I want to have your abortion
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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