Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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