In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
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