why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
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Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
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If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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