69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
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and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
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I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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