YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
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I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
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I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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