Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
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