shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
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When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
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I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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