No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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