he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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