My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
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In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
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Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
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