Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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