2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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