yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I need moral support for this bender
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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