This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
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I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
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..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
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