How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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