I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
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