I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
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All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
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Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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