belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
He is an equal opportunity slut.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
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